文本歌词

She Sits Down on Me - Harry Nilsson (哈利·尼尔森)
Now listen to my story boys
I need your sympathy
The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with me
And just to prove her love was sweet
As sugar canda-di
She had my picture tattooed on her body
She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder
And on her back she has the sunset of the west
And right beside her dimpled knees
She has two great big apple trees
And the pyramids look lovely on her chest
When she decided that she'd like to add my picture
She simply couldn't find a vacant spot you see
So she tattooed my poor face
In a most peculiar place
And now whenever she sits down
She sits on me
She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow
And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of May
And right beneath her shapely spine
If you saw that pal of mine
You would see the famous road to Mandalay
She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her knee cap
It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee
But she filled me with disgrace
When she tattooed my poor face
Oh whenever she sits down
She sits on me
Now do you wonder why I'm looking sad and worried
Do you wonder why I am feeling mighty low
I'd like to take a chance
And kick her right square in the pants
But if I do I'll only kick myself I know
The only time that anyone can see my picture
Is when that tattooed lady takes her bath oh gee
I get black and blue of course
Every time she rides a horse
'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me
Whenever she sits down she sits on me